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Tuesday, August 31, 2004
VOTE AFOX FOR SMOOTH GIRL 2004
VOTE AMBER FOX
aight aight aight!!! all you niggaz and brawds that be reading my site and getting your rocks off from seeing the pics of me and the wife, now it's time for you to pay back your friendly neighborhood Rhoceez....... go to the site and VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!!
http://www.smoothmag.com/contests/smoothgirl04/index.php?g=rllHahcxQX9FE
VOTE!!!!
thank you for your support!!!
Sunday, August 15, 2004
NEW ART WORK INSPIRED BY THEM CLOWNS ON DO
THEY EVEN HATED JESUS. SMMFH.
well amber had a photo shoot today for Eye Candy Modeling . and i went along to watch her big modeling debut. i must say that her pics came out gorgeous. i mean straight superb. makes a nigga wanna holla and what not. so much so that she'll be making the first repeat appearance as biddy of the week ever!!
Amber Fox
is there any wonder why that's the wife???
***slobber slobber drool drool!!!!***
Friday, August 13, 2004
Thoughts are things. they aren't abstract ideas of no substance or matter. i have concluded today that thoughts are things. they exist. in a very real way. you know how they say that he that thinketh so shall he do? well i can prove that. that through thought you can make ANYTHING possible. this will be much like the glass half empty glass half full thing so pay attention clones.
it all starts with Einstein's Theory Of Relativity. for those of you that are not familiar with that nomenclature then maybe the more famous E=MC^2. What the greatest Albert of our time said way back when, was that energy was equal to mass multiplied by the speed of light squared.
mass is commonly defined as anything that takes up space (text book middle school science)
| PRONUNCIATION: |
AUDIO: m s KEY |
| NOUN: |
1. A unified body of matter with no specific shape: a mass of clay.
2. A grouping of individual parts or elements that compose a unified body of unspecified size or quantity: “Take mankind in mass, and for the most part, they seem a mob of unnecessary duplicates” (Herman Melville).
3. A large but nonspecific amount or number: a mass of bruises.
4. The principal part; the majority: the mass of the continent.
5. The physical volume or bulk of a solid body.
6. abbr. m Physics A property of matter equal to the measure of an object's resistance to changes in either the speed or direction of its motion. The mass of an object is not dependent on gravity and therefore is different from but proportional to its weight.
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so basically, you can take anything that takes up space, an object of matter, and accelerate to the speed of light squared and it will dissipate into energy. you can make anything turn into energy if you give it a high enough velocity.
well according to the properties of an equation the reverse is also true. and M=E/C^2.
thus saying that mass is equal to energy that has been decelerated by the speed of light squared. so if you can slow down energy and focus it into on place then it will transform into mass. thus making that which does not "exist", exist.
furthermore, thoughts are created when the brain is being used. and brain cell must communicate to form a thought. Brain cells communicate by producing tiny electrical impulses. In an EEG, electrodes are placed on the scalp over multiple areas of the brain to detect and record patterns of electrical activity and check for abnormalities.
basically, the energy that is created by thought it picked up and recorded by an EEG. that proves that thoughts create energy. so if one can take the energy of his thoughts, focus them into one place and slow the pattern down enough, then according to the reversal of the Theory of Relativity, that thought will manifest itself as a reality, thus making anything possible through thought.
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Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Monday, August 09, 2004
well it's been a really long time since i last updated. things have been ultra busy over the last couple of weeks so i apologive to all you people out there that live and die and breath according to what your friendly neighborhood Rhoceez is doing. but things have been progressing and not regressing. life is being lived and overall i'm am a happy guy. work is work. i'm having a slow start out for this month with only one sale for the first full week of the month. that's wack but i'm Positive and i'ma keep my head up and keep pushing cause i gotta have a break out month this month. my car has been smoking white smoke lately and just recently started making this funny sputtering type sound from the exhaust. the smoke dissapears after a short while but it's still there and i think that's indicative of a blown head gasket which will prolly cost me like 300-400 dollars. that's wack!
i saw harold and kumar go to white castle tonight and it was pretty funny. i mean it wasn't no comedic masterpiece but it was good enough for some solid chuckles. reminds me of "Dude Where's My Car" with more focus. just don't expect this to be a coming of age classic like stand by me or something. it's a buddy film with lotsa mayhem and satyrical views on race. so if you can laugh in spite of yourself then party hard dude! if you are bored and you got nothing to interesting going on for the night i say that you should rustle up some of the "homies" and go see it at your local miniplex. it get's 3 out of 5 movie mics from this critic.
i been having no end of trouble with my Treo yet again. the car charger broke on my like a month ago. and i've been too cheap and laxy to go and get another one, especially cause wall charger was working just fine. welp that excuse officially fixed itself today at like 1:30 when i was at work. my wall charger just up and broke out of the blue. you would thing that the wall charger on a 500 dollar phone would be a helluva lot more durable then that shit that comes with the treo but noooooooooooooooooooooooo, it comes with the same plastic piece of shit that them free with phone plan, phones come with. that's negative. so today, the wife ordered a two in one wall/ car charger off of ebay. it should get here in the next couple of days but untill then i will prolly just have to keep my phone off. i don't know how that is going to affect my work situation. i kinda need a phone at work. i mean really need one. i mean really.
i need a new phone i think. but there isn't really anything that is on the market right now that is better than the treo 600. it's a hot ass convergence device. the p900 (which i showed you guys a feww weeks ago) is running a far second to the t600 but right now everything on the market pales in comparisson.
there is something on the horizon that is hotter than the t600 but it's not due untill christmas time. it's through motorola and it's call the MPX. it's hot as fuckers!
| Specifications |
| Manufacturer |
Motorola |
| Network |
GSM 900/ GSM 1800/ GSM 1900 |
| Dimensions |
99mm x 61mm x 24mm |
| Weight |
174g |
| Display |
Type: TFT
Size: 320px X 240px
Colors: 65000 |
| Storage |
Internal: 32 MB
External: MMC Slot, up to 1 GB |
| Camera |
1.3 MP/ with flash / with video recording |
| Platform |
Microsoft Pocket PC 2003 |
| Battery |
Talk Time: 3 hours
Standby Time: 140 hours |
| Organiser |
Alarm, Calculator, Calender |
| Messaging |
SMS, MMS, EMS |
| Multimedia |
J2ME, Midi Ringtones, Wav Ringtones, Mp3 ringtones, Games, Video Playback, Music Playback |
| Connectivity |
GPRS, WAP, Infrared, Bluetooth, Email |
| Features |
Touch Screen, QWERTY |
| Website |
MPx Motorola |
yeah most definately this is the phone for me. it's hot. does everything and it's NEW! along with all that good shit come the hefty proce tag of 920 USD. cot dayum! there are laptops out there that cost less then that phone. but there are also laptops out there that DO less then that phone. for now i will sit in envy.
mountain dew got a new flavor out!!! this may not be a big deal to you but to us loyal dew heads out there that's phenomenal news. code red was nice, live wire electrified the game, and now baja blast is blow the roof off it!
it's dew, it's blue, and it's only at taco bell! (dratz) i go to taco bell everyday just to get a cup of that
can't wait till they move it to the stores cause eating taco bell everyday is reeking havoc on my intestines. i think they might rebel soon. i got hit with a cease and desist order last night from my stomache. he said one more soft taco supreme and he's make sure i'd have soft stool supreme for the rest of the month.
anyway, since i been gone for a while i haven't updated my biddy or whip of the week so i will bring that to you all post haste.
Biddy of the Week
Marisela (Mari Bella)
this is my close close friend Mari. she's smart and sexy and cool and sweet so it's only natural i make her biddy of the week.
Saturday, July 24, 2004
aight i got pics of my seat covers as well as more pics of Amber and the car after i washed it.
this is the seat covers. they are confortable as hell. all ya'll nigga out there with hoopties should get you some. it'll make riding in your undercar that much more enjoyable.
Here's Amber playing Import Tuner Model next to my whip. disregard the rust slowly eating away at the rear fender and the grand canyon-esque wheel gap from the 14 inch hubcapped tires.
Another angle. she shines up pretty nice. i just need to get the little rust spots off it, and throw some rims and a new clear coat on it after wet sanding and it'll be aight.
Gatdayum Amber got some big ass tiddies!!
Don't let the smirk fool you. she can't drive stick for shit!!
The Most Beautiful Girl and the Coolest guy in the world! TA!
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Friday, July 23, 2004
i got a new seat cover for my car. that doesn't sound like a ground breaking news at six update or anything but i just keep going on and on about how nice these dayum seat covers are. the factory seats on the Laser aren't the most comfortable by far. they are kinda like sitting in the chairs that were attatched to the desks when you were in school. you know the kind that made your ass feel like it was cutting through the polymer plastic in the seat after a while? well imagine that with a cloth cover on it and you have a good idea what the factory seats are like. so i was at the auto parts store the other day and i decided to buy this seat cover cause the grey interior of my laser is boring and i love the red exterior and i'm to poor to get the interior redone. so when i seen the seat cover and it was red and black like the outside of my car i was like hmmm that'll look aight in the coupe. so i got it. then i went outside and i put it on and sat down. WOW! they aren't like no Sparco's or nothing but they increase the lumbar support and feel like they are actually hugging you around the sides and legs. definately worth the 30 bucks. they not the most gorgeous seat covers in the world but they are better than what i was working with and they are faaaaaar more comfortable.
it's kinda like the blue and black one expcept mines is red and black. i'll try to take pics of them in the car later and post them here. mayber a before and after shot or some shit.
either way i am happy as a faggot with a baggie of dicks about my seats now. cheers and kudos to me!
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i took some new pics! i took some new pics!! wanna see?? well here you go!
me standing in front of some sculpture outside the university.
me being joe cool smooth at the same scuplture
even i don't know what i was looking at.
i look like i'm pondering world issues but i think i was watching some chick with a fat ass walk by.
you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your freinds' noses.
since amber call's me Rocky i figured i'd introduceher to my best friend bullwinkle!! **wokka wokka wokka!!**
Amber and Wut A Cutie!
Amber and Taya!!
lmao i wanted to post these yesterday but i never got around to it. i was tired and not feeling terrific so i didn't. anyways stop bitching you got new pics to look at .
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Thursday, July 22, 2004
i don't wanna boooooore you with it....
Knocks Me Off My Feet
I see us in the park
Strolling the summer days of imaginings in my head
And words from our hearts
Told only to the wind felt even without being said
I don't want to bore you with my trouble
But there's sumptin' bout your love
That makes me weak and
Knocks me off my feet
There's supmtin' bout your love
That makes me weak and
Knocks me off my feet
Knocks me off my feet
I don't want to bore you with it
Oh but I love you, I love you, I love you
I don't want to bore you with it
Oh but I love you, I love you, I love you
More and more
We lay beneath the stars
Under a lovers tree that's seen through the eyes of my mind
I reach out for the part
Of me that lives in you that only our two hearts can find
But I don't want to bore you with my trouble
But there's sumptin' bout your love
That makes me weak and
Knocks me off my feet
There's sumptin' bout your love
That makes me weak and
Knocks me off my feet
Knocks me off my feet
3*(I don't want to bore you with it
Oh but I love you, I love you, I love you)
Darling I don't...
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THIS IS JUST A LITTLE PIECE OF ME,
UNFILTERED AND UNEDITED.
JUST MY THOUGHTS
LOVE EM' OR LEAVE EM' name: Ransom aka Rocc aka Rho aka Rhoceez
age: 26
height: 6'3"
weight: 170 and rising lol
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